by: Author Unknown,
A reporter was attempting to get a human interest story out of a very, very old man in a government-run home for the aged."Grandpa," said the young reporter, "how would you feel if you suddenly got a letter telling you that a distant relative had left you ten million dollars?"
"Son," said the old man slowly, "I would still be ninety-five years old, wouldn't I?"
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